Since we did not send out a Christmas letter last year, I've got a ton of ground to cover to fill you in on our last 2 years, so buckle your seatbelt and get ready for this wild ride…
We moved and Ethan did stuff.
Yeah, that's pretty much the last 2 years in a nutshell. However, since I can't end a Christmas letter with just 2 sentences, I'll elaborate a little.J
In July 2013 (after 8 years of living in Plano) we decided it was time for a change of scenery. Much like my high school friend Jayne who sold everything she had and moved her family to Hawaii to live a life of luxury on the beach, we crammed everything we owned into the back of my suburban (and a gigantic moving truck) and moved 8.5 miles north to a slightly different part of the DFW metroplex. OK, so that's not quite the same as what Jayne did. Look, I said I needed a change of scenery. I wasn't looking for some grand adventure. I'm not a hobbit! (Not that you are a hobbit, Jayne. You just live a fuller and more exciting life than I do, and I want you to know I'm not jealous at all...also, I hope you get a sunburn.)
We did end up moving into a wonderful neighborhood with a great local elementary school. Unlike our old neighborhood where there were almost no children Ethan's age, this neighborhood is bursting with them. (Like seriously, if you aren't paying attention you might step on one.) There are parks and fishing ponds and pools and walking trails...it's amazing! Unfortunately, we did not see much of that the first year because we spent pretty much the entire first year here doing repairs on our house. I'm pretty sure the previous owners idea of “preventative maintenance” was to “prevent themselves from doing any maintenance.”
We did do a few fun upgrades but most of the projects were boring and expensive projects that nobody really gets excited about. (“Hey, did I tell you I got 2 new attic fans today?!? Yeah, we got some insulation too. It's so awesome. It reminds me of that time we went to Hawaii where Jayne is lives”...said no one ever.) And then once we got the inside of the house pretty much squared away, the outside was pummeled by one of the worst hail storms we've seen in years and “construction mode” started all over again.
Now that the dust has (literally) settled, we are very happy with our new home and are looking forward to spending the rest of our lives here together. Like seriously....I'm.never.moving.again. It was WAY too much work! I plan to die right here in this chair. My wife says I fear change. I think it's just a matter of perspective. Sure, Jayne may be having a blast with all her “parasailing” and “going to luaus,” but you know what else is fun?!?! STABILITY! While Jayne is enjoying her waterfalls and volcano tours, I'm over here partying because my house now has “the proper amount of insulation” and our pool equipment NO LONGER has the potential “to kill someone or catch the house on fire.” Rock On!
As I mentioned earlier, Ethan is a busy little boy. I swore when he was younger that we weren't going to be those parents that let our kid's activities control our lives. I often time to think about how wise my perspective is as I'm carting Ethan to soccer/cub scouts/LEGO club/Tae Kwon Do/robotics camp.
Ethan lost some teeth. That sounds cute but in reality it's quite horrific. Before teeth finally fall out, they often dangle in highly abnormal directions like the teeth of a demented rotten jack-o-lantern carved by a 7 year old (not that we have any experience with that around here). Ethan had one tooth that would almost spin in a complete 360 degree circle before he finally pulled it out. Ethan actually swallowed his first tooth eating an ice cream sandwich. He cried, but felt better after he wrote a note explaining the situation to the tooth fairy who both paid for the missing tooth and left him a note in return.
And that's another thing,The Tooth Fairy's husband is very concerned that one of those teeth is going to come out when the Tooth Fairy is out of the town for work. It could easily happen...Now that Ethan knows the Tooth Fairy brings money, teeth are popping out of my kid like babies from Kate Gosselin (yes, I know it's a dated reference, but I don't get to watch much TV these days...I have a 7 year old with activities).
Gladice the Tooth Fairy is entirely too creative
around here. When I was a kid the Tooth
Fairy would simply take the tooth and leave money on the bed side table. These days the tooth fairy leaves colorfully
decorated cards with artwork with diagrams showing which teeth was lost and and helpful little notes reminding Ethan to brush his teeth often. I think Pinterest has really helped the Tooth
Fairy up her game.
This year was our 20 year reunions. Jayne was there. You would think being in Hawaii would make it hard to come back to Little Rock, but they made the trip. I presumed the trip was not cost prohibitive because they found gold underneath their other ocean front vacation property in Maui. Either that or they don't need money anymore because they rode in on sea turtles they befriended while living in Hawaii like in “Finding Nemo”. Either way, it was lovely to see her and meet her husband...who is also kind of awesome. By the way, Jayne is a great sport and is going to love this letter.
I don't know if it's our 20 year reunion or the fact that I'm about to turn 40, but I feel like I've aged about 10 years in the last two. A while back, I hurt my shoulder taking a nap. Be that as it may, I'm seriously making a good-faith effort at taking better care of myself and 2015. It's “Christmas card official.” I must look older too. On her way out the door the other day, my wife gave me a loving smile, a kiss on the cheek, and the suggestion I make another run it things with the nose hair trimmers. What can I say, after 11 years of marriage, we keep it real. I'm still madly in love with her.
Gladice and I are doing well. The little cancer-research company Gladice works at is going through some exciting changes, and she has a ton on her plate right now. She's very good at what she does, and I am very proud of her. In addition to playing chauffeur to Ethan and overseeing home repairs, I've become a co-den leader of Ethan's cub scout troop and I volunteer and serve on the PTA at the elementary school. (I'm the only guy there, but the ladies are awesome and it's been a lot of fun) I've never been much of a volunteer type guy in the past, but I'm really enjoying it. Norton Elementary has some of the best employees, kids and parents I've ever been around, and I've enjoyed spending time with all of them.
I don't really have a clever or funny way to close this one so I'll just stick with the straightforward “Merry Christmas.” We love you guys and wish you a wonderful 2015.